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Source(google.com.pk)As the myth of Madonna's wedded bliss drowns in a swamp of matrimonial mudslinging, much is made of the real problem in that relationship -
the fact that the eternal bad girl had finally turned 50.
She didn't like it. Nor, evidently, did Guy Ritchie.
Ten years her junior, Mr Madonna unkindly observed that his wife looked like a granny compared with her back-up singers and that making love
to her was like cuddling a piece of gristle. Which is rot and rubbish.
Never has a half-century- old woman looked so good. Where are the telltale signs of her 50 years - the turkey neck, the crepe paper under her
eyes, the wrinkly knees? Nowhere to be seen.
The only real giveaway to Madonna's age was when she started covering up her famous and hitherto much exhibited décolletage. Forget the
face and hands and feet, one of the killer signs of ageing for any woman is her chest.
One minute you've got a cleavage like Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, the next there are more ravines down there than the Grand Canyon.
One day it's as smooth as a baby's bottom, the next as dried up as the River Darent during any one of the great droughts.
One moment you can wear low-cut dresses with panache, the next you're desperately searching for big, droopy necklaces for cleavage
camouflage.
You tell me the last time you saw Madonna's cleavage not airbrushed out of existence? Even on her 50th birthday she had more chains around
her neck than Mr T in the A-Team's heyday.
Forget the idea that her newly acquired English rose look was her wanting to be demure: it was her wanting to hide the fact that she was 50!
But what is so surprising given that Madonna has miraculously and without resorting, she says, to surgery (no giggling please, girls) held back
the years on every other part of her body that she hasn't had something done about her chest.
Especially as the new décolletage treatments are, as I have discovered this summer, not only pretty painless and fabulously successful, you can
actually have them done without anyone ever knowing, except your partner, clinician and closest girlfriend.
No knives or needles, no hiding away for days or weeks as the scaly bits heal or the swelling goes down and the bruising fades away. You can
hide the redness easily - what do you think polo necks are for?
What I have discovered in the past couple of months is that there is no longer any reason why a woman with around a thousand pounds or a
birthday coming up should suffer the ignominy of a lined, wrinkled, red-patchy, sundamaged chest any longer.
A wrinkled old décolletage begins to be a problem for most women as they pass 40.
Too much sun, hardly any SPF cream on the chest - even when we were on holiday all we ever thought about was our face and neck.
Perfume is also to blame as it causes skin staining as we splash it around our chests and down our cleavage. Now they tell us!
One of the biggest chest crinklers, apart from the sun and the passing years is the way we sleep.
Yes, that comforting foetal position we roll into each night, all curled up on your side with your arms together: by the time morning comes around
your chest looks more cracked and creviced than a slab of Parmesan that's been left out in the sun for a century.
There is a solution to that, I'm told, and that's to sleep flat on your back with your head placed in a geisha's sleeping block that stops you rolling
over on to your side.
Not very romantic, and prone to increase one's tendency to snore but, hey ho, no one said it was going to be easy being a girl.
The problem is that a damaged décolletage is such a distraction from an attractive face.
Now I adore Sue Barker, think she's terrific on A Question Of Sport with what they call in the trade the Vaseline camera lens (to blur the wrinkles),
but when she did the outdoor links during the Beijing Olympics she looked like someone had stuck her pretty head on an octogenarian's chest.
Sarah Ferguson +4
Aged: The sun spots, freckles and wrinkles on the chest of the Duchess of York is not a pretty sight
Sporty women like Sue, who spent too much time in the sun when they were young, often suffer the most from décolletage disaster. Blondes and
redheads get hit badly.
Recent pictures of the Duchess of York, who can't resist flashing her cleavage, are not a pretty sight thanks to a profusion of sun spots, wrinkles
and freckles.
Some women don't give a damn, like Donatella Versace, who, despite her millions, looks more and more like a half-dressed prune every time
you see her. Which is why it's so perplexing they don't do something about it.
So if we have established that this is a serious problem for almost all women over 40, the next question is: what's the prognosis. Well, it's good,
actually, damned good, as I discovered for myself, having decided that I, too, had been struck with a bad case of crinkly cleavage.
The décolletage procedure I did takes four weeks and as many sessions, most lasting less than an hour.
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